AISubs v3.7
I don't like it, but...
Oh, sorry.
You're sorry?!
I want to do the "greeting and smoke at the same time" trick.
- You want to do it, so do it for him! - It's not a trick!
- I don't like it, but... - Shut up!
You're so sweet, but who's sweet?!
- What? - What?
- "Hoshinson," meaning "starry sky." - Oh...
Oh, I see. You've never been there, have you?
- Yeah. - That starry sky.
I like the arachnic.
- What's that about? - What does that mean?!
- It's gonna be really hard. - It's flying.
- What's that about? - Please let me do it freely today.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I won't blame you today.
- What are you talking about? - Are you ready?
- Okay! - Okay!
This is bad!
- This is bad! - Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
GUN!
Basically, we don't have a script and just show you what we're doing.
As I said in another video, when we show you what we're doing,
- it can be funny or not funny at all. - Yeah.
- Personally, there's a video that I think is funny. - Yeah.
- It's a video where we order food and say, "If you don't wear it, eat it!" - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a video like that. - Yeah, it is.
- If you don't wear it, eat it means you have to wear it with someone else. - Yeah.
- So, the person behind me... - You know, you really made us do it.
- You showed us, didn't you? - Yeah, I also realized and thought, "Ah, I don't know."
- The food was different. - The food was too good!
- Unfortunately, we did it, but... - The food wasn't at your level.
- It was just a piece of bread. - Yeah, it was funny.
- So, today... - If you don't wear it with Yumemaru, eat it!
- That's what we want to do. - Eat it!
- But, yeah, I can't get close to it. - Not a lot.
- Huh? Yumemaru? - I can't get close to it! I can't get close!
- Wait, I'm ordering 10 shrimps. - Shrimp... That's funny.
- It's weird, ordering 10 shrimps. - You know what I like, don't you?
- Yeah, I learned it from that video.
- The rule is 3 people, 1 team. - Yeah.
- Yumemaru and I will go to 10 restaurants and each of us will choose what we want to eat. - Purely.
- The three of you will go to one restaurant and guess what we ordered. - Yeah.
- If you don't get it right in those 3 guesses, the three of you will eat one dish. - If you can get past 10 restaurants, you win.
- But, it's fine if one of us can eat 3.3 dishes, right? - No, no, no.
- It's not "eat 3.3 dishes", it's "eat" - 3.3 dishes, huh?
- Yeah, even if you get it wrong 3.3 times, it's still 3.3 dishes. - But, that's not bad.
- If you get it wrong, you get a normal "no" benefit. - Can I use it only once?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, you can use it. - Yeah, you can use it. - I'll use it if you call me.
- You're selfish! - I'm not! - How can you say that!
- I haven't eaten lunch yet. - It's fine. - I haven't eaten yet.
- Let's have fun today! - Yeah! - So, let's go with the first question! - Yeah!
- So, let's start with the first shop! - Yeah!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- GUSTO! - Whoa!
- We ordered this from DEMAIKAN, so we'll start with the DEMAIKAN menu. - DEMAIKAN!
- Can we look at it? - Yes, please look at it. Please choose.
- It's wide, isn't it? - For this GUSTO, it's fine if you only get the main dish.
- I see. - Whoa, it all looks so good!
- I think they're running out of the raw stuff, like the tuna tataki bowl. - Oh, I see.
- Whoa! - But it's big...
- This is big. - Whoa, I just thought of it!
- Whoa, I don't know what you're talking about! - Lemon chicken butter sauteed shrimp and yamaimo okra tofu.
- Whoa! - This is big.
- Even if you pull it, it doesn't come in at all. - Yeah, why?
- It's got a lot of elements, and I like it when it tickles me. - You like it when it tickles you, don't you, Shibuya?
- I've seen it here before. - It's decided.
- First of all, I ordered... - Lemon chicken butter sauteed shrimp and yamaimo okra tofu!
- Incorrect! - No good!
- You only have two answers left. - But you're such a waste of one!
- By the way, how did you order it? - That's right, how did you do it?
- I was told "gust," and I randomly said "gust" in my head.
- No, I saw it properly. - While I was looking at the mic in my hand...
- I was told "eat about 50 pieces," and I looked at it from above. - If you're simply going to eat "gust," you're probably going to say "gust."
- Whoa, I'm getting jealous. - It's got nothing to do with it.
- I'm going to say "gust," but... - Please say it.
- Okay, you can say it. - What you ordered is... - Yes!
- Eel bento! - That's crazy. - Really?
- Incorrect! - No good! - If you say "correct," I'm seriously going to throw you out.
- Wait a minute, this is "eat," isn't it? This is bad! - Seriously, I want you to say it.
- Even if you know it, it's bad! - No, but...
- It's the least you can do. - It's "gust," so... - I want to eat it!
- If you say "eat," you say "gust," right? - I want to see how you're doing.
- "gust," "eat," "eat." - Is it good?
- What Yumemura ordered is... - Grilled red pepper and green onion chicken!
- Unfortunately... - Dama!
- The heat has been released! - At the same time as "dama," it went "beep"!
- No, but really, if there's a riot, you can't forgive it.
- What Yumemura ordered as "gust" is... - Okay, okay.
- Here it is! - What is it?!
- Ta-dah! - Uwahh!
- It's mixed grill! - It's mixed grill!
- Gross! No way! - Gross, gross, gross!
- It's such a popular menu! - Eh, gross!
- Yumemura didn't order anything special this time. - He didn't order anything special.
- Last time, he didn't order anything special! - That's right, that's right.
- Yumemura didn't order anything special. - As for "gust," it's a little...
- I wouldn't order anything like this at all. - Eh, but I'm happy now.
- Wow, I'm happy. - Eh, you're quick with your hands.
- Eh, wait a minute!
- Thank you for the food! - Say it!
- We haven't eaten anything since 4pm today. - Thank you for the food!
- It's so good! - It's so good!
- I feel like I ate something bad last night. - Okay!
- Hamburger! - Okay!
- Uwah, the tempo is good! - You can still do it!
- The second one! - Yes!
- "Sukiya"! - Eh, like this?
- If you say three, you'll get it, right?
- In the end, I want to eat cheese beef bowl, takana mentai... - Eh, you can't eat anything weird.
- Orochi ponzu beef bowl, right? - I like takana mentai, but...
- Isn't it "oroshi"? - No, it's fine.
- "Oroshi" is fine. - Eh, "oroshi"?
- Can I say "popular number one, two, three"?
- Ah, can we order "negitama"? - "Negitama" is possible.
- We did "sukiya" last time, right? - We did!
- I don't remember what it was. - At that time, "oroshi" was relaxing for me.
- Let's go with "oroshi" and "negitama". - Because it's work, right?
- That's right. - I think you're proud of your grand menu.
- No, but if you say "beef bowl", I'll really throw it. - Ah...
- No, you can't say "beef bowl". - You can't say "beef bowl".
- You can't say "beef bowl".
- I don't want to say that to the members. - Hahahahaha!
- I'm sorry. - Let's go with "oroshi ponzu".
- Let's do it. - Let's go.
- The one you ordered... - Yes?
- "oroshi ponzu beef bowl"! - Too bad!
- Eh!? - Eh!?
- Is it wrong? - Scary.
- Eh!? - Isn't it scary for this to come off?
- Eh, but for "negitama", I'm pretty... - Is it the same or more than that?
- No, let's use it. - No, it's fine. - Let's do it. - Yeah, let's do it.
- I ordered "yumeora". - "negitama beef bowl"!
- Too bad! - What?
- Oh no, oh no! - Hey, hey...
- You're making fun of me! - I made fun of you, didn't I?
- It's over, it's over. - So you made fun of me, huh?
- How about "takana mentai"? - No, it can't be!
- With this, we don't have to go to "okura" or "pennado" once. - Right.
- So, "takana mentai" or... - What else is there?
- "cheese beef bowl". - What about "mentai with cheese"?
- But, you know... - Do you eat such heavy food?
- It says "diet" here. - Right.
- I won't forgive you if you eat "tomato cheese beef bowl". - I won't forgive you.
I won't forgive you for sure.
- "mentai with mayo cheese", "takana mentai", "wasabi yamakake Santa Claus"... - No, I think it's fine.
- Which one should we go with? - "mentai with mayo cheese" is good.
- I'm curious. - I don't eat it myself.
- It's limited-time only! - Well...
- Okay, let's go with it. - The "sukiya" that Yumemaru ordered is...
- limited-time only... - "mentai with mayo cheese beef bowl"!
- Too bad! - What?
- Scary! - I'll announce the correct answer. - Okay.
- The "sukiya" that Yumemaru ordered is... - "tomato cheese beef bowl"!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Tender! - Smells good!
- Tender! - Awesome!
- I love it! - The reason I chose tomato cheese is...
I eat mentai mayo a lot during work.
I'm gonna eat something I've never eaten before.
I've eaten this blue thing for a limited time, so I'll eat tomato too.
- Wow! - Nice choice!
- Why did you choose it? - Yes!
You like cheese, after all.
- It looks good. - It looks good.
- Thanks for the meal! - Thanks for the meal.
- Yum! - Yum!
The tomato part is delicious.
It's not just a tomato, it's a strong-flavored tomato.
This is pretty good.
I think I'll eat a lot of this beef bowl.
It's heavy.
If you remove all the rest of the bowl, it's dangerous.
As expected, it's amazing.
Thank you for the meal.
It's delicious.
Next is the third one.
Lotteria
I want you to put this in.
This is a delicious cheeseburger.
I can't go on an adventure.
I don't think so.
What kind of burger do you think it is?
Are you sure you're serious about it?
I'm sure of it.
To be honest, I think it's a shrimp rice burger.
I'm sure of it.
I think it's a shrimp burger.
Shrimp and shrimp rice.
I love shrimp.
I'll say one thing.
I think it's a shrimp burger.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Wasabi teriyaki burger.
It's a limited time burger.
I like it when I eat it.
I'll say one thing.
I think it's a wasabi teriyaki burger.
I'm sorry.
I think it's a wasabi teriyaki burger.
I'm sure of it.
I'll say one thing.
I think it's a delicious cheese rice burger.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Are you embarrassed?
I think it's a burger.
What?
The burger you ordered doesn't appear in our eyes.
That's right.
I want you to look at it carefully.
Is it a rib sandwich?
I thought so, too.
It's definitely a rib sandwich.
It's a scary rib sandwich.
I ordered a rib sandwich.
I'm sorry.
You must be embarrassed.
I'm scared.
Shut up!
I want you to look at the menu.
Shut up!
What is it?
Burger!
Burger! Burger!
Just one.
Just beef and pork.
Are you kidding me?
You are a sad man.
But I'm really going to order this.
You guessed it right.
Wow, it looks delicious.
Are you serious?
This is very delicious.
I've never heard of it.
Can I eat it?
No, you can't.
I don't want you to eat it.
I want you to eat it.
Is it delicious?
Do you think it's delicious?
Do you think it's delicious to eat it as a burger?
Lotteria doesn't sell burgers.
Are you kidding me?
No matter what it is, it's a hamburger restaurant.
Are you kidding me?
Do you like Subway?
I've never been to Subway.
What?
Go!
I love Subway.
Next!
Curry!
Next question.
The fourth question.
Curry rice bowl.
Curry rice bowl?
Isn't it a Korean rice bowl on TV?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it a dangerous chain?
I've never ordered it.
On the contrary, it looks delicious when you eat it flat.
I don't think you'll order rice bowl.
It's not a rice bowl.
Dumpling?
No, it's a rice bowl.
Sandwich?
You like Tantan, don't you?
Yes, yes.
No, I don't think so.
Parami rice bowl?
No.
No, it's Tantan Sundubu.
I think you'll get it right.
I'll guess it right if you guess it right.
Tantan Sundubu!
That's a shame.
Oh, my God.
No, that's a shame.
It's a completely different shame.
It could be a hint.
This is not good.
It may not be Dubu.
So it's still Ribs and Pork.
It's not Don or Dubu.
It's an ultra-thin bibimbap.
It's me.
I'll go.
Kalbi bibimbap!
That's a shame.
It's light.
It's a little heavy.
I wonder if you're facing your heart and soul when you eat.
What is it?
You don't gain weight, do you?
Did you gain weight as a result of facing your heart and soul?
That's right.
If that's the case, it's definitely not Ribs and Pork.
What do you think of food?
I think it's important.
I don't want to eat bad food on the first floor.
I don't want to eat bad food.
That's a shame.
I don't want to miss it.
Can I say this?
Do it!
A lot of food!
Spicy!
Sundubu set meal!
That's a shame.
Can I say this?
I was surprised at first, but I didn't know the answer.
The answer is...
It was Harami-don.
That's what Shibayu said at first.
Harami-don is dead.
I couldn't eat Harami-don.
You eat Harami-don, don't you?
You eat it, don't you?
I don't want to miss it.
I should have thought about it.
This way of thinking keeps me alive.
It's over, isn't it?
Let's continue.
Part 5. Linger Hat.
Wow.
Which one was it?
I don't know.
I don't like Linger Hat.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Linger Hat is good.
This is easy.
This should be a freebie.
Champon or salad udon without a lot of vegetables?
Nagasaki Champon doesn't make sense.
Can I say it once?
It's Nagachan.
Nagasaki Champon!
Too bad.
Why?
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it like this.
I think it's better with a lot of vegetables.
And salad udon.
That's right.
I think it's better.
I always eat salad udon with a lot of vegetables.
Can I say it once?
Yes.
Salad udon with a lot of vegetables!
Too bad.
Oh, no.
Which is better? Champon with a lot of vegetables or salad udon with a lot of vegetables?
I think vegetables make it more delicious.
There are many kinds of vegetables in it.
I like the one with a lot of vegetables.
Which one?
Which one do you like better?
I like Champon better, but sometimes I order salad udon.
Do you like Champon better?
I also order salad udon.
It's impossible.
I order salad udon.
Believe me.
I order salad udon with a lot of vegetables!
Too bad.
You're kidding me, right?
Why?
It's impossible.
Why?
Because...
I'll dye my hair blonde.
Please take it all off and dye it blonde.
Please.
Please take it all off and dye it blonde.
I got it.
You dyed your hair blonde.
I'll announce the answer.
Yumemaru ordered...
Nagasaki salad udon.
It's impossible.
Gross!
It's okay.
It's okay? I was going to let you guess it.
There are only three kinds of salad udon.
Don't you think regular salad udon is the worst?
There are about 250 grams of vegetables in it.
Salad udon with a lot of vegetables?
There are 450 grams of vegetables in it.
You eat too much.
You always eat a lot of food.
Tetsuya doesn't like it.
He doesn't approve of it.
He doesn't approve of it at all.
It's strange.
Shibayu's dad is following me.
Why are you following me?
Hey, Tetsuya.
Don't follow me.
I'll do my best for the next bitter one.
Oh no! I'm so full!
- Okay, I'm done eating! - Okay!
- You've finished half of it. - Okay.
- I can't believe it. - I'm counting on you to get it right soon.
The sixth one is...
"rice"!
- What was it? - What was it?
- I heard "rice" existed back in the day.
- I think it did. - I think Yumemaru was like, "what's that?"
- Miso katsupan is pretty easy, isn't it? - It's easy.
- Huh? - What is it?
- It's gotta be it! - It's gotta be it!
- It's gotta be the coconut sauce!
- It's gotta be it! - It's gotta be it!
- I think it's gotta be it. - If I don't remember it, I'd definitely avoid it.
- Yeah! - If I don't remember it, I'd definitely avoid it.
- If I remember it wrong, I'll start from the back and move on to the first one. - Yeah!
- If Yumemaru said it... - If Yumemaru said it...
- I'd kill him! - I'd kill him!
Too bad!
- Why do you do that today? - I just wanted to eat it then.
- Bullying? - Usually, it's just miso katsupan.
- Or katsu curry pan. - I wouldn't say katsu curry pan.
- But it's curry. - Even if it's Yumemaru, katsu curry pan...
- What's curry? - Curry...
- There's this too. - Komeda's special pizza.
- There is! - This is...
- It's good! - It's good!
- Isn't there shrimp katsupan? - It's katsu curry pan.
- Usually... - It's possible!
- Can you eat it? - I'd like to eat it.
- I ate it! - Shrimp katsupan!
- Too bad! - Ah...
- My proud Tobigo's burger. - I thought so.
- I thought so.
- I think when you say "bad dream" with a proud voice, it hits you in the nose, doesn't it?
- I didn't have such a moment. - Is the pizza okay?
- But it's true that I'm hiding it in the pizza. - Let's go! KOMEDA special pizza!
- Too bad! - Yes!
- Wait! - I will announce the correct answer!
- Ah! Ah! Stop it! - What you ordered is...
- Miso katsu bread. - I won't forgive you for this!
- I won't forgive you! - I won't forgive you!
- KOMEDA ordered miso katsu bread. - That's normal!
- That's a normal person's feeling! - At that time, KIBU ordered miso katsu bread.
- That order is funny! - This is totally unexpected!
- Let's eat!
- Have you finished eating? - Yes, I have!
- 7th order! - Come on!
- Nakau! - Nakau again!
- I always ask for this when I'm shooting. - I'm sure you're watching right next to me.
- If I say it normally, it's Oyakodon. - Nakau, you say too much.
- This may be a little unreasonable. - But it's Oyakodon!
- I have to say one thing about Sumibiyaki Oyakodon. - I want to crush the first one.
- So, Udon noodles without curry? - Yes.
- No matter what? - Yes.
- What you ordered at Nakau is Sumibiyaki Oyakodon! - Too bad!
- Oh my god! - It's about time you say it yourself.
- I have an image of you liking Katsudon. - Katsudon?
- Nakau, you say too much. - Katsudon?
- Just say it. - Katsudon!
- Too bad!
- That's enough. I can't do it anymore.
- That's enough for the third one. - It's about time you say it.
- This is the most impossible one. - I'm so excited.
- I'll say it. - Kichida Udon!
- Too bad.
- I'll announce the correct answer. - Okay.
- It's this one. - Huh?
- It can't be! It can't be! It can't be! It can't be!
- Nakau said noodles. - It can't be!
- What do you mean it can't be? - It can't be!
- Can I say this is a disaster? - Nakau said noodles.
- It's not a quiz. It's a forest.
- I know noodles are good. - You know it, don't you?
- If you go there, you'll find that dish. - For me, it's noodles.
- It's noodles.
Let's go to the next one.
The eighth one is "katsusato".
The top one, one, two, three.
There is only one choice.
But it's not an exaggeration.
There is also fried shrimp.
No, let's skip it for now.
I'm curious about it.
I want to eat normal katsusato.
Let's skip it for now.
One, two, three.
"katsusato"!
Why?
I want katsusato!
I don't know.
I want to eat it.
One, two, three.
"hirekatsu"!
I don't know.
It's impossible.
Can you give me a hint?
How can I give you a hint?
Use your face.
Use all of your face.
Is it a bento?
It's "don"!
It's cabbage.
Who used "sauce katsudon" before?
I think someone did.
I don't think that's a senior citizen.
I'm counting on you!
Let's go!
"miso katsudon"!
That's a shame!
"sauce katsudon"!
Arghhhh!!!
I'm sorry!
You bastard!
You're weird!
I'm pretty sure you're right.
Why didn't you choose normal katsudon?
I don't like katsudon.
What?!
You weren't interested in fried shrimp?
I didn't order fried shrimp.
Why?! Why?!
Don't say it while laughing!
What's funny?!
I can't guess, and I'm eating sauce katsudon.
I think we should eat it while it's warm.
It's good.
Yeah, it's good!
I got it!
Come on, guess it!
It's up to you!
The ninth question!
KFC!
KFC? What kind of food is that?
I've never ordered KFC.
What kind of burger is that?
We have no choice but to order a burger!
Is there a burger?
What is it?
Twister.
Wow!
It can't be.
It's Twister.
I'll order a chicken and two Twisters.
No bones and chicken?
Yeah.
Yumemaru doesn't like voice.
He doesn't like food that's hard to eat.
No burgers, then.
Yumemaru wants to be a samurai.
I just confirmed it.
In the last video, Yumemaru didn't wear a mask eight times.
And it's the eighth time today.
He's wearing a mask 16 times in a row.
Yeah!
What does "yeah" mean?
It's a special ability.
It makes you curious.
Show me your face, KFC.
It's Twister!
Just say it.
Here we go.
Lemon basil Twister, please!
I'm sure of it!
It's correct!
Wow!
You're good!
I like Twister.
You like it!
What is Twister?
I finally got it right!
I got it right!
Wow!
You're a genius!
You're blonde, too.
I'm blond, too.
I'm a little cold.
But there's one last thing.
Is it over?
Let's go last!
Last, winning!
That was close!
I wouldn't have been able to do it if I had twisted it.
That was close!
There are a lot of winning menus.
Fried rice, sweet and sour rice, sweet and sour fried rice, kimchi fried rice, Chinese rice.
That's why.
Oh, it's a twister!
You should do it, too.
Give me a kebab, a twister, and a rib sandwich.
Give me all three of them!
Give me all of them!
Something thin and long.
I'll say something if I were you.
I'm a genius.
This is mapo tofu.
Is it pork kimchi?
Shibori is a little sharp, too.
Is it okay for me to say "feel dreamy"?
It says "feel dreamy" at the beginning, too.
It's a little hot.
It's subuta.
What did we eat yesterday?
We had osho yesterday.
Is it Chinese rice?
Vegetable, pork, shrimp, scallops, squid.
We haven't had much seafood until now, have we?
We don't like seafood, do we?
It's subuta.
Let's say it because we all feel the same way.
All right.
It's subuta.
Too bad.
It's oikoru.
All right.
It's oikoru.
Too bad.
Are we going to eat this?
All right.
The last one is...
It's iritsuke.
Too bad.
It's iritsukasu.
We're going to eat rice.
Chinese rice.
I couldn't see anything.
We gave them one each, didn't we?
That's fine.
[Laughter]
Thank you for this.
[Laughter]
This quiz is too difficult.
Oh, my God!
So, this is our impression, and we win, right?
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
We won by 10 points with our impressions!
Yeah!
You're 1/18, aren't you?
I'm 1/18.
Low.
Low?
Difficult.
Do you want me to work harder?
[Laughter]
It's frustrating.
It was really fun for me to watch.
I can't forgive you for that.
[Laughter]
I can't forgive you for that.
Well, you know...
We sometimes ask for a report, too.
That's what breaks our concept.
[Laughter]
Wow!
We've been together for 14 years since we met.
But we don't get along like this.
We've been together since we were in high school.
But we don't get along like this.
Why?
From now on, let's pay attention to what we like about each other.
Let's spend more time together.
Goodbye.